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...and when all else fails, (not so) public shaming maybe our only hope...


Case 347.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by The Droog.

The Droog went into a lot of trouble writing this so I'll let him have this..

"This was taken on the 28th of November, payday week, so everyone knows that Kiulap turns into a parking and traffic hellhole during those days. Was going for lunch around the area, and needed to send something off at a nearby restaurant, when suddenly I saw two parking spots open up. And there was just one car in front of me, which at least meant that I could get a parking spot right? Wrong.

The driver pulls in, managing to avoid hitting a lamp post with her beautiful car, and must've figured, "Hey, someone might not be able to fit a car into this here parking spot because the lamp post is in the way, so why not I take both, just because I have a fat ass that needed to be hauled out of this car."

By this time I was a good 50 metres away from this, and when I pulled up and saw that the driver took two spots, an expletive laden English-Malay sentence filled up my car. The driver was already out at this moment, and it was this typical Bruneian lady, complete with her holier than thou attitude with her nose so high she must've been depleting our ozone layer. I was still there, cursing and gesturing the fact that she went 'Line Blind' and she didn't even bat an eyelid.

No wonder I still have no faith for women drivers."

I hope your girlfriend is not reading this.. Hehe!!

Submitted 18.12.07.

Case 346.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Wan.

Wan.. I'm really sorry but I can't remember if you have contributed before.. but what you got here is a rare capture. Hehe!! Its not rare in Brunei, its just rare having caught by a camera.

Submitted on 19.12.07.
Taken in front of Electrical Services Building, Old Airport Road, Berakas.

Case 344 and 345.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Bal Had.

I don't really know what to say.. The picture has said it all.. Hehe!! Thanks Bal Had. This really made my day.

Submitted 18.12.07.

Case 339, 340, 341, 342 and 343.

Monday, December 17, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Bal Had.

Bal is having a field day. Five shots in one day!! All that are featured here are in the 'Line Blind' category. First photo is the worst one. Smack right in the center.

Submitted 17.12.07.
Taken from Bandar (1st photo) and Kiulap (the others)

Case 338.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by the ever lovable Piggy.

The sign says " No Parking - Loading and Unloading Only".. Who's to say they're not unloading? Hehehe.. Riiiiight....

Submitted on 14.12.07.
Taken at Gadong Properties.

Case 337.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Mz MaNiA.

Hehe!! I can't stop giggling after I read the comment that comes with the photo.. Hehe!!

"...mana ku mental tu ia parking catu ah. kan 10 kali ku meround tempat atu mencari parking. sudah tah tempat entrance parking tanah [yg d sebalah] kana block ulih keta. lupa ku menggambar part atu <- kes mental ni! "

Submitted 09.12.07.
Taken at 06.12.07 at Seri Qiulap Mall.

Case 336.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Anak Brunei.. Oh how we missed you.

And as usual, we'll let Anak Brunei do the talking..
"Just as I was about to lose faith in Bruneian parking idiots... just as I was about to think, "Gee, Bruneians are getting so considerate...", this beauty reveals itself...

A classic "take two spots when the car park is absolutely full" maneuvre executed beautifully with the left side taking precisely one quarter of the parking spot so that even the smallest of cars won't be able to squeeze in... Ahhhh... brings tears to the eyes..."

In other words.. BE CONSIDERATE!!!!

Submitted 09.12.07
Taken at The Mall Basement Carpark.

Case 335.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by GoD's GiFT.

It's funny how a good deed is unnoticed but silly things are.. up to a point where you copy them? Well this one is an example.. first comes the yellow, then followed by the blue. GG calls them the Hummer Owner wannabes.

Submitted 08.12.07.
Taken at Qiulap Mall.

Case 333 and 334.

Thursday, December 06, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Piggy.

Line blind is back!! See how you waste one slot because of one car decides his car should have the biggest space? The last 2 photos were from Jamee Asri Mosque during the Friday prayer. So much for trying to do good...

Submitted 05.12.07.
Taken from Takara Restaurant, Gadong and Jamee Arsi Mosque.

Case 332.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Gnul.

Another example of the previous post... and funny enough its just where its most difficult to pass through. Check out the side walk on the left side of the photo.

Submitted 04.12.07
Taken at the well known (well not to me) kolo mee restaurant in Gadong.

Case 331.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Bob.

Ahh.. the ol' park-anywhere-you-want idiot. Its just so common that nobody seem to care anymore. While this seems alright to some because they're not really blocking the way, they could've easily park like the idiot below.

This guy as Bob said was caught during payday. Poor Ford transit barely got enough space to go through.. We've got to get rid of this mentality guys and be responsible.

Submitted 02.12.07
Taken from the Mall and Gadong in front of Bismi.

YPI International 028.

Sunday, December 02, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Out Of Focus.

Well looky what we have here.. Look.. I know you are handicapped but I don't think you are blind because if you are, then you wouldn't be driving, right?

Submitted 02.12.07.
Taken in Los Angeles, USA.

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