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...and when all else fails, (not so) public shaming maybe our only hope...


Case 245.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by The Droog.

Whoa.. Our very first panoramic photo. Hehe. Blockhead blocking the road huh?

Taken in front of the QQStore.
Date 29.05.07

Case 244.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Dr. Labi.

I think a smaller car would better suit this person.

Submitted 30.05.07

Case 243.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Retarded Genius.

Sorry to just cut and paste what you guys wrote but still abit too busy with work.

so here they are!

oh and about the Mitsubishi galant, i never wouldve thought i'd saw a PI in person. lol. A chinese woman, slumberly parked her car like this while others were trying to find a suitable parking space (including me!). I was so pissed off.. moments later i found a parking, parked my car correctly, and went to the PI's car. I was enjoying and taking my time taking beautiful pictures of her car while there were other ppl staring at me - probably wondering why I was taking pictures of the PI's car - and i was so pissed off that i dont even care. awu eh ilang stealth mode,lol.

Well i guess thats it, more to come~ hehe.

- Retarded Genius.

Mitsubishi Galant - taken in front of Brunei Hotel Building, BSB.

Colt & Echo - PGGMB Building.

Atoz - Just Outside Yayasan.

Nissan Sunny - forgot where haha.=P

the other 2 (the one with a Vios) - Yayasan Basement Parking.

Thanks man, glad to hear your phone is working again.

YPI International 018.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by VR4RS.

Too much work for me!! Sorry to keep you guys waiting.

As these people mainly come form the **di** subcontinents, they also brought along with them their primitive driving/parking skills/attitude......as they probably are still trying to adjust from steering carriages (pulled by buffaloes or cows) to the modern automobiles! ......he..he..he..!

Shame on you VR4RS.. No racist remarks ok.. Hehe..

Case 242.

Thursday, May 24, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Zm.

I'm gonna let Zm explain this...

Greetings YP Management. I have another idiot for all to ridicule. Before I show you the pictures, let me tell you the parking situation at my working place is. There has never been adequate parking spaces. Therefore, it's sort of allowable for people to park at "illegal" spaces provided that YOU DON'T FRICKIN' BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE'S WAY!

With a recent huge project going on in our company, there are a lot of contractors going in & out hence making it even harder to find a parking space. So, there I was, coming in to work, discovering there's no more legitimate space, decided to park alongside other people's cars - making a perpendicular parking - and making absolutely sure there's ample space for people to move their cars. And there were other cars in line with me.

So, when I wanted to go out during lunchtime, I was pissed seeing a Merc parked next to me, leaving me with... no room to get out! Oh.. I wasn't going out to a meeting. It's only lunch. But lunch was 30 frickin' minutes away!!

Luckily for me, the car parked perpendicular to me got out, leaving me just enough room to maneuver. Apa nya orang tani "sangal ku memistar2 stereng wil!" Thank those engineers for power-steering wheels huh. Instead of getting out in a "normal" way, I had to reverse like a snake and got out on a different lane.

Unfortunately for the driver/owner of the Merc, I took my time taking pictures of it. Had half a mind to do something to the car...no...not damage..that's still someone's property - just wishing I had a post-it note with me and maybe write something like "Don't blame anyone if your car gets bumped/scratched/whatever. Your own fault, you parking idiot!" Words CAN hurt more than actions. Oh... goodness. It could be someone I know. It could be someone in my department.

Oh that's not all. In the afternoon (I parked somewhere else) but still passing by that space.... That car was still there!!! UGH!!! HELLO. If you're not planning to move your car by lunch time, don't block other people's car!! Now that...got me really miffed and "made" my day and made me to send this to you.

Thanks and sorry for the long explanation.

This is my car. So angry forgot to shut the door. Anyhoo... there was another car behind. And notice the car to the left..what I meant by perpendicular..

Princess on board? More like frickin' brat on stupid big car.

See that space in front of the car on the most left? I parked there. Notice the placing next to the Merc-bleugh. So, I had to pistar-pistar to reverse my way out thus ending where I took this picture at.

Moral of the story: Park anywhere you want. Sure, we'll mock you. BUT, don't park ANYWHERE that blocks other people's way out! Unless you know that person. Unless you have the courtesy to leave your contact number on my car. Unless you don't want your precious expensive car to have an "accident"! What if people you blocked had an emergency???? What if it were you? How would you feel? What would you say? What would YOU do? So there. Wonderful.

Not a happy bunny that Zm.. and please don't vandalize other people's property on purpose.

Submitted 23.05.07

Case 241.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Piggy.

Piggy said..

The Mazda2 is selfish. Parking his car in an inappropriate way. Not considerate enough to other people. Obviously the car in front of him will have difficulty getting out of the 'legal' parking space.

Submitted 22.05.07

Case 240.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Piggy.

This is a good one from Piggy.. said surprisingly the car has not been towed yet which is why probably no one cares where one is parked. You think rules are made to be broken? You see what Zm sent me..

Submitted 22.05.07

Case 239.

Monday, May 21, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by our numbah wan man, VR4RS.

VR4RS is not going to let anyone past him on his watch. No one is spared. He's not even letting anyone past his contribution count at the rate he's going. He's getting better too. I remember the first few he sent us were all about the same parking area on different days. Now he even got a space on his photo for us to place our logo. Haha!!

These PIs were caught at the Century Mall in the UAE. I have got to go there sometime. That place looks cool.

Case 238.

by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Piggy formerly known as Piggelo.

Apologies to Piggy for putting his/her name twice on the contributor's count. They're actually the same person, silly me for not seeing that. Too many contributors!! Hehe.. Not saying its a bad thing though. So with this contribution, the count is 10. Woohoo!!

This photo is becoming quite popular on this site. As you can see on the 2nd photo, the cars were so close that a spider got flattened. Haha!! Have a guess guys, which one is the YPI.

Taken at Jame Asri Mosque.
Contributed on 19.05.07

YPI International 017.

Friday, May 18, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Mikey (click to view).

Check this out. First one from London, first one from Mikey. The reflection is him by the way.. Hehe!! YPI is every where!!

Shot in London

Case 237.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Retarded Genius.

Pic 1 & 2 : the PI has the money to buy a luxurious car, a parking ticket, and the power to park arah bandul and block the exit path ? that time there were loads n loads of parking spaces..

Pic 3 & 4 : this PI thinks his car's so small that nobody would even notice that he didnt park in a parking spot.

Dude!! I'm sorry it took this long.. Biasalah.. internet problem. Anyways.. Here they are man..

Taken at Yayasan Basement Parking Zone, Quiet Zone (underneath SOAS Mosque)
Time and date 1:33pm, 11th May 2007.

Case 236.

Thursday, May 10, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Asri.

Ahh.. The classic 2 for 1 parking space.. Only for the greedy.

Taken at Supa Save Beribi.

YPI International 016.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007 by ParkUrAss

Contributed by VR4RS.

Mr. VR4RS has made my sweet life even sweeter. I don't have to squeeze my brain juice to do or create the scenario. So here it is, originally copied and pasted from the e-mail, no editing, no spelling check, just a wisdom by the author, VR4RS.


Please find an image of several International PIs in Dubai UAE. The pic was taken from my office which shows

PI # 1, A delivery motocycle being parked inside a parking lot which are designed for cars.

PI # 2, A Prado parked in the middle (occupying two spaces thinking he/she can have the whole space becuse the dividing line was not repainted....however there is a very faint marking clearly showing the parking allotment.

PI # 3, Came along a Chrysler 300C and saw the tight space between the maroon car and the Prado BUT still persistent to park his/her car there.

PI # 4 & PI # 5, the two cars parked obstructing the traffic flow.

PI # 6, The Audi Q7 was parked not within the boundries of the designated parking space.

Possible/logical explaination....these people used to RIDING CAMELS only thus unable to park these cars!...he..he..he...

Best Regards!


Taken in UAE.

Case 235.

Monday, May 07, 2007 by Idiot Patrol

Contributed by Teapot.

Wow!! Very very good first contribution!! Teapot, you've outdone yourself! No times or the place from where this was taken but I don't think you could drag your eyes away from the YPI. and this also makes my job alot easier because I can't even see the plate to blur it.

Haha!! Good one. Keep'em comin..

Mail received yesterday.
Sorry for the delay, it was in my junk folder.

Case 234.

Sunday, May 06, 2007 by ParkUrAss

Contributed by VR4RS.

PI's at The Mall basement parking and outside the building. Enjoy!

Taken at The Mall, Gadong.

YPI International 014 and 015.

by ParkUrAss

Contributed by VR4RS.

The first photo shows two PI's in one spot, a motorbike and a SUV. And the second shows two PI's as well.

Both photos taken in UAE.

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