Pianoman suggested that we at the YPI team should give an award to the best comment given to any case posted here.
This is what we are going to do instead. Cases 095, 096 and 097 has not been criticized yet so anyone who is interested can pretend to be me, Parkurass or Sexy and write your own criticism at the comment section. Those who can, err.. shall we say, 'cut it' will get to be the guest critic in the up coming cases.
Write anything you want but no swearing or be too hard on the YPI or you might find that your contribution will only be deleted.
Many thanks to Park Urass for the help he has given us. Sexy Meter Maid has been so busy lately with her "other job", her own blog, dinner for husband, desserts for boyfriends and so on that she hasn't got much time to help.
I on the other hand, starting today and for the next few days, is given the chance to unwind after a dreadful few weeks. However that does not mean that I'll be online 25hrs a day. I got a life too you know.. and the battery on my laptop doesn't last that long anyway.
Other news. I have a new email address (ypidiot@gmail.com replacing parking.idiot@yahoo.com). I'm just finding it difficult switching from one yahoo account to another because emails are coming in from both yahoo accounts, this just makes things abit easier for me.
Keep sending those photos to us.. Me at ypidiot@gmail.com, ParkUrass at park.urass@yahoo.com and of course our sweet Sexy Meter Maid at sexymetermaid@yahoo.com. Each one of us have our own style of criticism so take your pick. Please give us some time to post your contribution, we will do it.. eventually. And if you can't wait patiently for it, send it to all three of us. I'm sure one of us will bound to post it.
The end of the month is just around the corner and there is not alot of votes for YPI of the month. Please get your votes in by clicking the funny face icon on the right side, top section of 'News Flash'
Guys and gals.. you've all been great. Thanks for all the photos, the flyers, the comments you've all written.. If you have some other ideas into making this site better, just write it in. All and all, we're just having abit of fun.. so don't do anything stupid ok.
I'm not sure if this would be good for the YPIs because after over 90 cases, we have learned that YPIs cannot read signs!! Hehe!!
Zephyr did good on this but can't decide on the colour so she submited both to me. Here's the other one.
I like the latter better but both are damn good. I'll try to resize them tomorrow (if it needs resizing.. It's late to check now) and put it on the 'News Flash' section for easy access to anyone who's interested in printing them out.
Are there anyone else who's up to challenge Zephyr's beaut?
Jokes aside guys and gals, printing out these flyers and putting them on the windscreen wipers of YPIs is one thing, putting stickers on YPIs' cars is another. We're all here to have a little bit of fun, trying to blow of some steam about YPIs but don't go vandelising other peoples's properties just because they are idiots.
Like we mentioned in the earlier post, WE DO NOT CONDONE ANY VIOLENCE OR ACTS OF STUPIDITY TOWARDS FEATURED YPIs. Please be civil to your fellow Bruneians, even if they park their cars like idiots.
Thanks again Zephyr for all the hard work you have done.
Zephyr.. I can't seem get anything out of my mouth right now because of the heavy breathing after looking at this. This is absolutely beautiful. Just one word to describe this.. and it's 'WOWW!!'
Thanks Zephyr. You're the greatest. I don't think anyone can top this..
Name: ParkUrAss Sex: Male...so.... Sexy M.M....tonite and every nites...*y'know wot i mean?*Grrrr..... Hates: PARKING IDIOTS...thats why i'm here... Likes: All things that are soft,wet, and wobbly..
Sexy Meter Maid was suppose to help out with the posting but lately she's been busy with work and now instead of her helping me out, I've been posting the photos sent to her.
So we have a new member in our team. Introducing Parkurass. He's crazy, he's mean, he's lean, he's not as pretty as Sexy Meter Maid but he'll do for now. I've placed a link to his address so you guys can send your photos to him too.
Oh.. to Spartan m' man!! As a trial run to see how well Parkurass can do ( no pressure ok parkurass.. hehe!), I've forwarded your last contribution to him and he'll post it shortly once he starts breathing normally after reading this post.
We're grateful that we have been receiving quite a handful of new contributers lately to make this site fresh everyday. We will try to post the photos as soon as we can so please bare with us. We got a life too you know..
To see your contributions quicker, please include you nicknames, place, time and date with the photos you sent us.
Thank you once again for trying to make us a better parker.
A few posts ago (case 042), iRays said that he wanted to put a notice on the windscreen wipers of the cars he would take photos of telling them that their cars were caught on camera. One of our ex members of the YPI management actually made one but took it off the site when he left. After hours and hours of begging, he let us use the flyer he made awhile ago. This is what it looks like...
We are now looking for new talents who can design one like this to be put on cars to be featured here. Designing a flyer is one thing, having them printed out by others and actually be placed on a YPI plus a photo taken with the flyer on the YPI's car is another.
If you submitted a flyer and it gets posted here, we'll let you be the guest critic of that particular post.. with conditions of course... So lets get cracking and show us what you're made of..
After much deliberation, the Management Team of YPI have decided on who the unanimous winner is for the 1st ever Parking Idiot of the Month award. He was picked for his big size, his bullying nature, and his complete disregard for the convenience of his fellow Bruneian. He is:
Despite the fact that we poke fun at Parking Idiots in Brunei, and sometimes make fart sounds and infantile/juvenile jokes at our readers, we at YPI are quite the intellectual lot! Degrees from Harvard School of Driving and Parking is a must for our Management Team. Below is a link to an article contributed by Kasmirhan from Case 025. Please read the article. Little did we know these Parking Idiots are the cause of Corruption! Damn those Idiots!
Management Note: Parking Idiots do not actually cause Corruption, but can be an indirect indicator as pointed out by Fisman and Miguel, authors of the article. Something for you to read while in the bog doing No.2 (or is that No.1?). PS: Thanks Kasmirhan for the link to the article. You've managed to help us make our Management Team look smarter than we really are!
I know we don't like rules but sometimes they are necessary to keep the peace, so the YPI Management team decided to set up some ground rules to proceed with our site so that people can better enjoy their time while on our site. Here are the YPI 10 Commandments:
No Swearing at other guests and commentators.
No Sexual Harrassment of any kind
No 'Your Momma's So Fat' comments
No Eating
No Spitting
No Sex please, we're Bruneians.
No Driving while surfing this site
No picking your nose while on the YPI site. Little do you know that if you have a webcam on your laptop/computer we CAN actually see you, so please keep those little boogers in the cave.
*******Make up your own YPI rule here*******
No vigilante action on featured YPIs. WE DO NOT CONDONE ANY VIOLENCE OR ACTS OF STUPIDITY TOWARDS FEATURED YPIs. Please be civil to your fellow Bruneians, even if they park their cars like idiots. This rule we're actually VERY SERIOUS about.
Another new feature of this site is the 3 Strikes & You're Out. What this feature involves is basically this:
We will obey the rules of civility with featured YPIs for the first few offense, i.e. If you get featured once, your car numbers will be blurred but not the alphabets so their respective owners can still identify their cars without shame. They then can avoid being featured again in the future. However if they again misbehave and are caught on camera and sent to us, a 2nd offense brings exposure of their first number, and a 3rd brings a second number and so on and so forth until all numbers are revealed. This, I hope is fair for all and also serves the purpose of giving people a chance to repent their parking sins! We hope therefore our fans can help us keep track of repeat offenders. If we have featured them before, tell us and we'll get to work on the plates!
In the meantime, please come back and enjoy our site. Believe it or not Google actually pays us US$20 per hit so the more you come, the richer we get! So send those photos into sexymetermaid@yahoo.com ASAP so you can make us all rich beyond our wildest imagination!
p.s. if you seriously thought we're actually making US$20 per hit, then you need a head doctor to examine you. NO WAY we would've settled for only US$20 per hit.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. WE'RE OFFICIALLY BACK ONLINE.
Case 024 I got to hand it to them, parking idiots are everywhere. These guys are clever and can get away with it. Notice how the plate number was cleverly concealed!
This trolley was parked, unattended and left for 5 minutes before the owner came back to claim it. I know the festive season is coming and people are out shopping their heart's desire, but that's very irresponsible not to mention inconsiderate in blocking the WHOLE aisle! Tut tut!
Selamat Hari Raya and Happy Deepavali people, thank you for your support.
Taken at Hua Ho Serusop Aisle 4. Time and date dunno. Contributed by Go Blog.
After much deliberation, the Management Team of YPI have come to a decision. There were alot of debate during the meeting, not least about this whole damn gay telly tubby issue cos we still couldn't nail down which of them or all of them were gay. In any case, here is our decision. We hope you fully understand and respect our decision.
The crisis we experienced was sparked by idiotic elements of another kind within our society, beyond that of idiots parking their cars. These elements included sexual harassment, vandalism, groping, coups, attempted murder, plotting to kill, directed at fellow staff members as well as featured YPIs. We started this website to show in a fun and friendly way how people can be inconsiderate to their fellow neighbours by parking their cars irresponsibly. Instead it got out of hand and one of our staff was sexually harrassed last week while attempting to take a picture of a car. They called her names, and she ended up crying.
As such we have decided for our own personal safety and for the safety of our fellow Bruneians, this site will have to be closed down indefinitely. We thank you for your your heartwarming support for this site and although we tried our best to achieve a goal through this site, it has been derailed by criminal elements within our small community.
Thank you and we're sad to say, good bye......
The Management Team of YPI...
p.s. We're ONLY kidding! You people ah.. so gullible one leh you.... The Management Team of YPI was actually in a secret location negotiating with Google on how we can take this site global! We are now multimillionaires thanks to a deal we hankered out with them and the site will be back on during HARIRAYA!
SO SEE YOU SOON!!!
p.p.s. BUT on a serious note, during the meeting, Meter Man, the founder wanted to shut the site down. The other team disagreed and promptly divorced and dumped him. So if you see a guy wandering around aimlessly in Tamu, Bandar, he's Meter Man. It's easy to spot him cos he's got a Parking Meter hanging round his neck in shame. We're looking for interested individuals to take over Meter Man's place. However you will not be entitled to the loot we managed to wrangle from Google. You'll work for peanuts, make us tea and possibly even have to wash our skidmarked undies from time to time.
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